Wacky Horoscopes — Capricorn, September 11, 2023

If you can afford to have your friends over for a big cookout, then consider doing so! Having people around with good food is always a plus.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

There is no such thing as ghosts. You're safe.

20 Apr – 20 May

You've been feeling a bit run down lately. Today would be a great day to relax. Put your feet up and have a drink. You've earned it.

21 May – 20 Jun

In one year today, you will meet the love of your life. It will be an incredible moment!

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You'll suddenly gain phenomenal knowledge of jazz music, so you'll be able to accurately describe every famous musician in detail.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Date an Ethiopian scorpio.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Don't be so down on yourself. A Full Moon means your spirit guide is with you, and everything will be okay.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today, you will speak with a fork. It will go much better than you expect!

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Your lucky numbers today are 6-6-6.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

It's time for a cup of tea and a Danish pastry.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Swim freely with leviathan dragonfish

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Today you will buy yourself a plane ticket to London, and then forget about it once you get there

19 Feb – 20 Mar