Wacky Horoscopes — Libra, August 26, 2023

Today, you're about to discover a source of major savings: surplus toilet paper.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will see a UFO.

20 Apr – 20 May

You are a very special person, and you should know that. But not in a way that's creepy.

21 May – 20 Jun

Today you'll stumble throughout an abandoned house, but will find absolutely nothing.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today you will be visited by two grooms

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Be careful when opening that new can of paint.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Be prepared for an unexpected reunion with a long-lost childhood imaginary friend who has unfortunately become an expert in cryptocurrency.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you'll discover that you can breathe underwater. Your next dive will be epic.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Your favourite pen will gain the ability to write poetry when you least expect it.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Today you will accidentally turn around

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Today you will decide that raising kids is kinda hard.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Today you will have to fill 2 minutes with continuous laughter. Expect to fail

19 Feb – 20 Mar