Wacky Horoscopes — Pisces, August 17, 2023

You'll find something shiny today, make sure you keep it!

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You are experiencing vertigo today, so take it easy on the stairs

20 Apr – 20 May

Today you will compete in a hot dog eating contest and win.

21 May – 20 Jun

Today, you will find yourself inexplicably drawn to a garage sale, where you'll uncover a peculiar antique teapot.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Your workload today is going to skyrocket. Start getting ready!

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today, you discover a hidden gift for creating unbelievable artwork.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

What you seek is seeking you.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you will accidentally turn your microwave into a time machine.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

A dog in Canada will steal your seat on the bus.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Kiss a malay Aries in a tree.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Today you'll be recognized for your amazing detective skills, and will suddenly be recruited as a PI.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

You will have a vivid memory from a past life.

19 Feb – 20 Mar