Wacky Horoscopes — Taurus, August 10, 2023

Today you will try a new sport. It will be a lot harder than it looks!

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will turn off your computer and then immediately regret it

20 Apr – 20 May

Today you will discover a hidden talent for speaking to plants. They have some interesting stories to share.

21 May – 20 Jun

Move the matchstick close to your goats

21 Jun – 22 Jul

It's impossible to not smile when listening to Vivaldi's Four Seasons. That's just science.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Why do some people insist on verbally talking to their audience when they should just tell the story outright?

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Your cooking skills will be unmatched today. Take the opportunity to make a new dish!

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You've lost a sock in the dryer. Unfortunately, it will not be found tonight.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will learn how to play the bagpipes.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Today you will try on a cheap poisonous black cocktail dress. It will start to burn you, and you will leave the shop in tears

22 Dec – 19 Jan

In the morning you will realize that your name is Mentos

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Today you will spot a quite fat pigeon and will feel an inexplicable desire to pat its head

19 Feb – 20 Mar