Wacky Horoscopes — Aquarius, August 6, 2023

Not feeling well? Have a drink and sleep it off.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Your Toyotomi will turn into a robo-car, demanding you take him on a road trip. Embrace the robot adventure.

20 Apr – 20 May

It might be nice to go outside, just be sure to wear sunscreen.

21 May – 20 Jun

Today, you'll stumble upon an unusually long line at the post office, only to discover it's a secret audition for a reality show about patience.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Your partner is the one who will put the salad on the table in front of you today. Do not worry, they will make it a lovely one.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

If a seahorse tries to sell you an oceanfront cabin, run away.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You may never know when you will need a big bag of extra-strength deodorant. So just keep one on hand at all times.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Embrace your inner child as you stumble upon a hidden stash of glitter-filled balloons during a routine closet cleanout.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

People will call you a socialist if you order a set meal at a restaurant today.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Today you will be visited by a famous archaeologist – but she has terrible ideas about fancy dress. Lose the mustache.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You will be visited by a spirit from another realm.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

A Leprechaun will ask for your help today.

19 Feb – 20 Mar