Wacky Horoscopes — Libra, July 29, 2023

A new career as a DJ may be in the cards for you, but only if you're ready to make the leap.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Watch out for baby goats in trees today.

20 Apr – 20 May

A squirrel will steal your sandwich right out of your hands.

21 May – 20 Jun

You will dream about a sheep today. It will have a significant meaning.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today you will finally understand what being bored is all about

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will experience the loss of your sense of smell

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Today you will realize why people always laugh at your definition of "boring"

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Your bed is haunted, but only when you're alone.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will decide not to be afraid of heights

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You'll be visited the ghost of your future self, who is very concerned about you.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Today you will find out you're a chimera pretending to craft meadows

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Listen to the rain tapping on the roof tiles from your bedroom window

19 Feb – 20 Mar