Tuesday, July 25, 2023
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You are the chosen one, and the milk has been spilled. Today you will come into your new power.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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If you don't like a book, just remember, you don't have to finish it.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will realize the label shaped' doesn't exist, and that you've been mislabeling ovals as oblongs for all your adult life
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You still play with LEGO.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A bear will stop your ladder climbing today.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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It is time to wash your hands. You will also need to wash your shoes.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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After years of work, you will finally be invited to exhibit at the Louvre
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will decide you don't need to go to work, and will decide to stay at home instead
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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For those of you who live in the countryside, do not fear. There is no need to take your vegetables inside tonight, they will not be afraid of the cold.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Try to eat a breakfast made entirely of candy today.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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It'll be tough, but you'll fix that hinge today.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You are a force to be reckoned with. So go out and reckon with something.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
