Tuesday, June 3, 2025

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  Everything you touch will turn to gold (assuming you touch non-living things).

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  That squeaky hinge isn't going to fix itself. You might as well tighten it before it wakes up the whole house.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Follow that cute dog and angry seagull. You never know where they might lead you and you could use the adventure. Just watch out for pigeon droppings. And dog slobber.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Your secret is safe with the lettuce.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  Today you'll find your home transformed into a magical casino.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  You will have X-ray vision today, but only for inanimate objects. You'll know how many crayons are left in the box, but sadly you'll be unable to satisfy your craving for knowledge about people's skeletons.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  There's an exciting adventure waiting for you, check back in tomorrow to find out what it is.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  You will find a mysterious note on your doorstep, bearing a cryptic message: "The answer lies within a McIntosh apple." Confused, you will nonetheless embark on a quest to discover the meaning behind this message. Expect a fun and flavorful adventure.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  Have you ever wanted to go on a boat ride? There are a lot of boats near your city that will take you on a great boat ride!

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  You will receive some lemons today, and you will make a delicious lemon pie with them.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Your new favourite colour will be bubblegum.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  It's a good day to start writing that novel you always say you will.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar