Friday, May 30, 2025
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Your hairdryer will gain the ability to blow bubbles instead of hot air.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You might be tempted to buy glitter today, resist if you can!
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will discover a secret underground society of tea enthusiasts in your neighborhood.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Beware of your friends swapping your toothpaste with rainbow-colored frosting
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will befriend a magical dragon who will become your loyal companion. Get ready for epic adventures!
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will finally understand what being bored is all about
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Make use of your morning commute to listen to kazoo remixes of Wagner
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will find yourself inexplicably invited to a soiree
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A stranger will approach you with an offer to time travel. Before accepting, consider the potential consequences and ensure you have a reliable return ticket.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You may have to take a jump to the left before you can take a little step to the right.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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This year, you will find your path to enlightenment through the art of avoiding small talk. Your ability to gracefully extract yourself from superficial conversations will be a testament to your quest for deeper connections.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Have you ever wondered what's on the other side of the world? Today's the day you find out!
19 Feb – 20 Mar
