Thursday, May 29, 2025
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It's always good to have a plan, unless you're a procrastinator, in which case it's better to not have a plan maybe.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Keep an eye out for mysterious messages in puddles. Don't ignore what appears.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Find a ventriloquist's dummy and whisper a magic spell in its ear
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your favourite pair of socks will mysteriously start playing your favourite song whenever you put them on.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will discover the true meaning of the phrase "accidentally broke my elbow" today. Hopefully, this discovery will not involve paramedics.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will understand the meaning of life, and suddenly all problems will be solved
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A unexpected visitor will bring news from a distant land, this will spark an interest in a new culture that will lead to great adventures.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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All cats are smart, but some cats are too smart for their own good.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you're feeling anxious today, go on a quest to find all the lilac-coloured objects you can. The universe is reminding you of the calming properties of this colour.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Date after dark with a Taurus man
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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There is no such thing as ghosts. You're safe.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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True friends will start communicating with you in Morse code, but beware of fake friends and unsuspecting crickets.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
