Wednesday, May 28, 2025
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You will find yourself at a farmers market, for some reason.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will fall in love at first sight with a pizza today.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you'll stumble upon a forgotten childhood toy that brings back waves of nostalgia and a sudden urge to build pillow forts.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Everything you touch will turn to gold (assuming you touch non-living things).
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Did you forget your glasses today? You'll be surprised how many different types of dogs you see without them.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Workshop cell reprogramming with a roguish Gemini
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Swim freely with leviathan dragonfish
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You've been feeling a little under the weather lately. It might be because you have caught a cold, or it might be because you are feeling a little down. I'm not really sure which one it is.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will wonder why there are so many scrap papers interspersed amongst your things
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You'll try to dye your hair and discover that your hair is already dyed.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Nothing can stop you from climbing that ladder, except a angry bear.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
