Saturday, May 24, 2025
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There is no I in team, but there is in 'win'. Make sure you get the pronunciation right when telling your team this.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will discover that you are unable to lie today. This will be very inconvenient for you and those around you. On the plus side, you will quickly earn the trust of everyone you meet.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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There is a bear in your closet. But do not worry, because he is a friendly bear.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will see a UFO.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you realize how much you're lacking in the fear of heights department
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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People will judge you for drinking too much water.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will finally conquer a terrifying fear of elevators
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will buy a cat a present.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you value your kidneys do not make any plans to go to concerts today.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you'll start suffering from violent gutter rages.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A pipe will burst in your home and you will be covered in icy slush.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A group of regulators are going to come after you with a highly specialized scalpel, because they think you're dreaming too loud.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
