Thursday, May 22, 2025
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You will experience an intense desire to rename everything in your vicinity today. Instead of acting on this impulse, try to find a more productive outlet for your creativity, like writing a novel or making a funky playlist.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will accidentally invent a new dance move that becomes an internet sensation. Embrace your newfound fame.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A random street sign will give you profound philosophical insights today.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you will discover an oddly shaped cloud that resembles your favourite childhood snack.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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For some reason, you feel an uncontrollable urge to get up and do a victory dance every few minutes.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Embrace your inner woo-woo: Consult a tarot reader to guide your future decisions.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Embrace the peculiar sound of a malfunctioning elevator, as it holds the key to unlocking a new friendship with a quirky inventor who lives on the top floor.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If you don't clean your room you'll get a fungus, if you do clean your room you'll get a fungus.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will be visited by a talking grapefruit who will share the secrets of tropical wisdom with you.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will receive a surprise visit from the Tooth Fairy, who will ask for a loan
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your teeth will feel particularly clean today.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you get your ear pierced today, you will find true love as a result.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
