Friday, May 16, 2025
-
First you find out that you've developed drinking water from thin air. Then you realize that it tastes like sour cream and onion Pringles.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
-
You've accidentally-on-purpose broken a traffic light.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
-
You will have a strange dream about chickens running an upscale hair salon and will wake up wanting to learn more about the meaning of it all.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
-
Today you'll find your home transformed into a magical casino.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
-
You will have a strong desire to dance with a stranger, and they will not refuse you.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
-
Today you will have a brief hallucination that you are talking to a dog
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
-
You still, to this day, think 'MySpace' is a cool name for a social networking site.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
-
Today you will forget to close your front door on your way out, and you know that you'll have to hide from the police
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
-
A cute animal will cross your path today. Hopefully this isn't a wombat, because those guys can get pretty aggressive.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
-
Today you will imagine you felt a sharp prick of electricity throughout your entire body
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
-
When you were young, your bedroom was lined with posters of the Spice Girls. You will feel the urge to create a fever dream playlist of their music today.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
-
Today you will be well acquainted with the subject of bugs
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
