Thursday, May 15, 2025
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Today you will wash your clothes with your hands. There will be no more wet laundry days
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Be careful when opening that new can of paint.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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From quick-witted retorts to expertly crafted zingers, your tongue will be sharper than a surgeon's scalpel.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your door will magically turn into a portal to the robot dimension where you and I can converse via telepathy
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Some people say that you can't have it all. But they are wrong. You can have anything you want. Just believe in yourself.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a jar of pickles. Embark on a briny adventure!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your significant Ooher will unexpectedly confess their undying love for you today. Try to contain your excitement, because they are probably just flirting.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will finally watch a film you've been wanting to for ages
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Remember to drink plenty of water today, especially if you're outdoors. Your body will thank you for it, and your brain will function at peak performance, or at least closer to peak performance than if you were dehydrated.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today, you'll uncover a forgotten box of childhood keepsakes, filled with trinkets that hold sentimental value and bring a warm smile to your face.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you discover a portal to another dimension.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your favorite color will suddenly become green for unknown reasons.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
