Sunday, May 11, 2025
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Today, you will stumble upon a forgotten journal from your childhood, filled with strangely accurate predictions about your current Netflix binge-watching choices.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will find yourself inexplicably invited to a soiree
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will wake up and realize you've been writing poems all night and will win a prize
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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A bird will poo on you today. Don't wash it off, the luck will wash away with the poo.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you'll try to dye your hair purple, but it'll come out pink.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will suddenly become convinced you want to get married and have children, and will start trying to design your wedding dress
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Have you ever wanted to go on a boat ride? There are a lot of boats near your city that will take you on a great boat ride!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will meet an annoying person today. Give them coffee and a set square and they'll go away
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your new favourite colour will be bubblegum.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Spend time with a Crab, they could use the company.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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On the topic of tests, don't try to impress a teacher this week. They've seen it all before and probably have tenure anyway.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The first snow of the year is coming early this year. Make sure you're ready!
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
