Friday, May 9, 2025
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You can save a life today, if you choose to.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A mysterious messenger will deliver a coded message to you today. Don't try to decipher it; instead, use it as a decorative paperweight and move on with your day.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Start communicating exclusively through interpretative dance; your true feelings can only be expressed through graceful moves.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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No matter how busy you get, you will make time to water your plants and nurture your loved ones.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will buy a cat a present.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your hairbrush will transform into a magical wand, granting you the power to create fabulous hairstyles with a flick.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You can never please everyone, unless you're a melon, in which case you can please everyone by just being yourself.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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To get a dinosaur to smile, tickle its ears.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have a boring conversation with a coworker about topics such as the weather or last night's game, but it will ultimately bring you closer to each other.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll be swept away by a mysterious tide of human emotion and will fall into a trance.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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It is believed that eating your lunch under the sun will bring you good luck, so do it enthusiastically.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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This is your invitation to the party. Today, any and all your pathetic excuses for why you haven't followed your dreams can finally be laid to rest.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
