Thursday, May 8, 2025
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Today you will wake up to discover that the world is a puddle of frothed milk with a feather floating on top. It takes some getting used to, but adapts surprisingly well
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Stop being so negative. There's at least one thing you can be positive about: your awesome and unique personality!
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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This year, you will embark on a journey to discover the ultimate cocktail. Your quest for the perfect blend of spirits, mixers, and garnish will be a pursuit of epic proportions.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will find 210 euros on the sidewalk and will ask cleaning lady if she wants it. She'll say no, but you'll keep it anyway
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will be the bearer of (good) vibes today and share your infectious humour with those around you.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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It's time to upgrade your potato salad making skills.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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The planets have aligned to give you a free pass on burping in public today. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you'll find an incredibly lifelike fashion doll inside your washing machine.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have an intense craving for ice cream today, no matter the temperature. Find a way to satisfy this craving in a healthy and sustainable manner.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Keep a wary eye on your beer bottles today; they're harboring tiny gnomes.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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All cats are grey.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will encounter a magical talking donkey who will give you life advice.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
