Tuesday, May 6, 2025
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Today you will realize to your horror that you're under the influence of a psychotic kitchen utensil
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will suddenly realize you can't eat sugar anymore
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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If a crow appears on your shoulder today, give it food.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you WILL feel like superhero. Your fatigue will melt away with your freshly brewed coffee.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will realize how much money you have saved up over the years, and will be able to afford a yacht and a villa in Tahiti if you earn a bit extra
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Resist the urge to overuse emojis; today, your emotions are best expressed through interpretive bird calls.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will receive an amazing christmas present you don't expect.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You are INFJ.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will discover that you can't sleep anymore. You're a god now.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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An Australian Leo can provide valuable advice, but always listen to your own intuition as well. In matters of life, love, and banana splits, you are the ultimate decision-maker.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will wake up feeling #blessed, but it won't last long.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you hear someone coughing behind you, don't turn around.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
