Monday, May 5, 2025

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  You will find a forgotten childhood toy that brings back nostalgic memories.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Nothing can stop you from climbing that ladder, except a angry bear.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Today, your makeup will match your outfit perfectly.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Sometimes you have to choose your battles. Today, the battle is your own bad jokes.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  If you go to the toilet, you will be entertained.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Your pet goldfish will reveal its true identity as a reincarnated pirate seeking buried treasure.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  Today you will realize that there is nobody dead nearest you and will instantly forget about your destiny.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  A bird will fly into your house today. It will have a message for you.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  Today, a heavenly chorus of birds shall sing praises for your existence. Take a moment to appreciate this celestial symphony, for its echoes carry the universe's blessing for the path you have chosen.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  You will have a dream about sponges tonight. Embrace the weirdness of it, and let it inspire you to be more absorbent and soft in your interactions with others.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Fight a whole army with a Sagittarius man

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Your love life will take a turn for the spontaneous today. Expect passionate kisses and whirlwind romance, or at the very least an unexpectedly steamy encounter with a stranger on the escalator.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar