Saturday, May 3, 2025
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Learn to love checklists. Making checklists is not as boring as you think. In fact, it'll save you a lot of boredom in the future.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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The sea is asking you to appreciate its beauty and the calmness it evokes. Take a moment to appreciate the vastness of the sea and the mysteries it holds.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Watch out for baby goats in trees today.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Steal a mermaid with a mirror and never let her go
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will have an uncontrollable urge to dance today. Unfortunately, this will only occur when there is no music playing. Try to enjoy the silence as you dance solo.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your lucky numbers today are 6-6-6.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A talking dog will give you advice about your personal life today.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today, a part of you will feel the need to take a nap, but you will resist.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Wrestle with a ninja Aquarius
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will accidentally turn your alarm clock into a time machine.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your favourite pair of shoes will mysteriously start tap dancing whenever you wear them.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will learn how to play the bagpipes.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
