Wacky Horoscopes

You'll find a four leaf clover today.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Your attempt to speak Spanish will end with your singing it at the wrong pitch and out of tune.

20 Apr – 20 May

You still, to this day, think 'MySpace' is a cool name for a social networking site.

21 May – 20 Jun

You will turn off your computer and then immediately regret it

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today you will finally conquer a terrifying fear of elevators

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Your star sign is known for being sensible and responsible. Make sure to put aside some time for wild adventures and ridiculous risks!

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Let’s just get through today.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

The sea will call out to you, and you will answer.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

A flock of seagulls will interrupt your beach day today. They are trying to tell you something. It's up to you to decide what it is.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will win $100 today but lose $200. That is still a net win, so congrats! Enjoy a fancy dinner to celebrate!

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You still play with LEGO.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

You're the type of person who likes to take the scenic route.

19 Feb – 20 Mar