Thursday, April 17, 2025
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An owl will come and bring you some happiness.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will accidentally turn your sofa into a trampoline. Bounce away your worries!
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You are at least 93% water.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your laziness will pay off in unexpected ways.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You are embraced by the cosmic hug of the universe. Regardless of the challenges you face today, know that you are loved and protected.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A group of small birds will impart ancient wisdom upon you today. Unfortunately for you, they will do so in bird language, and you will only understand the word 'tweet'. Try to tweet wisely.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will discover you are colour blind but only to gamma rays.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Say yes to surprises, they add an exciting element to daily life.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have a chance to make a new friend today. However, this person might be an amphibian. It's okay to embrace your more unconventional friendships.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Don't go to work! There's a small chance of an alien invasion, and you don't want to be anywhere near the office in the event of an alien takeover.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your lucky colour is brown, which radiates warmth and energy. Wear this colour to amplify your innate power and attract good fortune.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will accidentally turn your car into a giant pumpkin carriage, complete with horses and footmen.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
