Thursday, April 17, 2025
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An owl will come and bring you some happiness.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will accidentally turn your sofa into a trampoline. Bounce away your worries!
20 Apr – 20 May
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You are at least 93% water.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your laziness will pay off in unexpected ways.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You are embraced by the cosmic hug of the universe. Regardless of the challenges you face today, know that you are loved and protected.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A group of small birds will impart ancient wisdom upon you today. Unfortunately for you, they will do so in bird language, and you will only understand the word 'tweet'. Try to tweet wisely.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will discover you are colour blind but only to gamma rays.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Say yes to surprises, they add an exciting element to daily life.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have a chance to make a new friend today. However, this person might be an amphibian. It's okay to embrace your more unconventional friendships.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Don't go to work! There's a small chance of an alien invasion, and you don't want to be anywhere near the office in the event of an alien takeover.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your lucky colour is brown, which radiates warmth and energy. Wear this colour to amplify your innate power and attract good fortune.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will accidentally turn your car into a giant pumpkin carriage, complete with horses and footmen.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
