Monday, April 14, 2025
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Climb a mountain with a Libra
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Spend time with a Crab, they could use the company.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you'll be recognized for your amazing detective skills, and will suddenly be recruited as a PI.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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As you wander through a lush forest, you will encounter a group of friendly yet mischievous fairies who will bestow upon you a series of bizarre and comical blessings.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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To all those Leo's born between August 10th and August 12th: Don't worry, your powers of charm are still intact.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You're an onion. You have layers.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will find a genie in a bottle, but they will be a genie of very few words and even fewer wishes. Essentially, they will only respond with "maybe" to all of your wishes. Genies are notoriously hard to please, after all.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You're not crazy, you're just in love.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will develop the ability to speak to inanimate objects. Your conversations will be enlightening and bizarre.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will wake up feeling #blessed, but it won't last long.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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If you drink alcohol today you will hear voices coming from every wall
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have a chance to join a secret society but will have to leave your identity behind and adopt a new nickname, maybe "The Meme Master"?
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
