Friday, April 11, 2025
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You will discover a newfound appreciation for a genre of music you previously despised.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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The Loch Ness Monster is friendly and is probably a vegetarian. Nessie would like to invite you to visit her at the Loch Ness Inn for a bowl of tea and some haggis. Vegetarian haggis of course.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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The weather today will be a mix of sun and moonshine.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you will discover an oddly shaped cloud that resembles your favourite childhood snack.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will discover that you can't eat avocado anymore
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Don't let your fears convince you that the vacuum cleaner is secretly plotting your demise.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Beware of mischievous garden fairies turning your backyard into a mini amusement park. Enjoy the whimsical rides!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is a chance you will save a choking baby today.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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When your alarm wakes you up way too early, your crooner K-pop alarm whistle will play to comfort you
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Meet your four-year-old self today
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A border collie will rescue at least four civilians from a flood by building a dam of consciousness
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Everyone is a moon, except you. You are the sun. And the stars. And the sky.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
