Wacky Horoscopes

The postal service will deliver an incredible package containing your favourite type of candy.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will find a romantic partner at the bottom of a well.

20 Apr – 20 May

You will receive a mysterious package containing a magic wand. Practice your spells wisely.

21 May – 20 Jun

Don't step on the broken glass, it might cut your feet.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Consider an afternoon nap, preferably at work

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will experience the loss of your sense of smell

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Prepare for a surprising twist during your daily commute when you stumble upon a hidden underground disco club on the subway.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

It's a good day to start writing that novel you always say you will.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will wash your clothes with your hands. There will be no more wet laundry days

22 Nov – 21 Dec

After work you will visit a country that does not exist.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Take a breath with a Chilean Warrior

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Connect with nature: Take a walk in the park or go on a hike to appreciate the beauty of the great outdoors.

19 Feb – 20 Mar