Friday, April 4, 2025
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Beware of rogue garden hoses conspiring to create a water park in your backyard. Grab your swimsuit and join the fun!
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll get a craving for something sweet, and will have to satisfy it.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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From skillfully changing the subject to gracefully excusing yourself, your aversion to small talk will inspire others to yearn for more meaningful interactions.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will discover that your house is haunted, by an incredibly friendly ghost. Congrats on the new roommate!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will befriend a magical dragon who will become your loyal companion. Get ready for epic adventures!
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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If you're feeling restless today, consider taking up a new hobby. Archery is a great hobby for releasing stress (literally).
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you shall encounter a swarm of bees, but fear not! This is a sign that you will soon make a fruitful decision.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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An unexpected visitor will bring you great news today. Hopefully this isn't a visitor from another planet, because that would be weird.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll get a craving for something sweet, and will have to satisfy it.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will be visited by two grooms
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will find a hidden garden full of beautiful flowers and mischievous squirrels. Spend the day there, soaking in its beauty.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Beware of falling acorns—they are plotting a squirrel uprising.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
