Wednesday, March 19, 2025
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You will be reincarnated as a butterfly.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will have the uncanny ability to know exactly what time it is, without looking at a clock. Don't question it, just embrace this new superpower.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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It's a good day to bench press your pet.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Embrace your inner child as you stumble upon a hidden stash of glitter-filled balloons during a routine closet cleanout.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today, nothing bad can happen
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The Loch Ness Monster is friendly and is probably a vegetarian. Nessie would like to invite you to visit her at the Loch Ness Inn for a bowl of tea and some haggis. Vegetarian haggis of course.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you discover a hidden talent for creating bloodthirsty zombies.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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The number 7 will bring you good luck.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will wake up super happy
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Beware of mischievous fairies rearranging your furniture while you sleep.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Move the matchstick close to your goats
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Face your anxious mother-in-law with a grin and a box of chocolates
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
