Friday, March 14, 2025
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If you're an ant, then today is your lucky day.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Burn calories with firewise advice from a British earl
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will suddenly grow an extra limb that will tie up your other limbs in knots.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will accidentally shop at a fancy boutique, unaware that everything is $500. Thankfully, your taste in clothing is exceptional and you will find several items you simply cannot live without.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will make an interesting new friend today.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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If you're feeling seasick, try looking at the horizon.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will accidentally turn your vacuum cleaner into a time machine. Clean up the past and future simultaneously!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You have to play a drinking game with your boss.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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When you get a spray tan, your soul emerges in goldenrod.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Face your anxious mother-in-law with a grin and a box of chocolates
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You have always wanted to write a book.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Bend a circle with an air hostess
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
