Tuesday, March 11, 2025
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Maybe it's because you left your pet chipmunk in the clothes dryer last week, but you've been feeling even more itchy than usual. A pack of gerbils may be the answer to your scratching ways.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Haunt the Dead Sea with a Libra
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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If you're an ant, then today is your lucky day.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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All your dreams will come true today, but none of them will be happy.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You'll be visited the ghost of your future self, who is very concerned about you.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will finally understand what being bored is all about
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You are feeling a little under the weather, but that's just the atmosphere.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A full moon will appear out your kitchen window, bringing an eerie calmness to your household.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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An ancient menagerie of animals will gather around you, ready to perform a show.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your alarm clock will start playing soothing lullabies to gently wake you up in the morning. Embrace the musical mornings!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your cat will whisper offensive language in your ear.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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In the vast universe of dog owners, you will be crowned the Patron Saint of Pug Parents. Your adorable Instagram posts and comedic anecdotes about your pug's antics will garner a loyal following.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
