Friday, February 28, 2025
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Your daily routine will be disrupted by a series of absurdly funny mishaps, reminding you to embrace the unpredictability of life and find laughter in the chaos.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will discover a secret underground society of tea enthusiasts in your neighborhood.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A group of regulators are going to come after you with a highly specialized scalpel, because they think you're dreaming too loud.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will accidentally turn your cat into a dragon, and chaos will ensue
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your fingers are crossed..
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will be visited by a talking teapot who will offer you words of wisdom over a cup of tea.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Wake up, and enjoy your new daydream
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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As you gaze upon a majestic waterfall, you will realize the secret to eternal youth lies in the nectar of honey bees, prompting a new career as a beekeeper.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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That potato salad is the best thing you've ever eaten, no questions asked.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Not feeling well? Have a drink and sleep it off.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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It might be nice to go outside, just be sure to wear sunscreen.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Be open to the possibility of receiving a cryptic message from a fortune cookie that holds the secret to your future success in knitting sweaters.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
