Monday, February 24, 2025

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  The word " coordinator" is a verb. Coordinator. Coordinator. Coordinator.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Engage in numerology: Discover the significance of numbers in your life and use them to guide your decisions.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  You will develop an uncanny ability to identify the precise moment when someone has finished chewing and is ready to speak, and will develop a terrifyingly accurate rhythm for interrupting people at exactly the right moment, ruining every conversation you have.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Find that your crush just can't take a hint; they will invite you to a midnight wedding. SELFIE.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  You've received an invitation to join a secret society dedicated to sharing humorous memes. Accept this invitation and find joy in the lighthearted laughter and camaraderie that comes with it.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Today you will suddenly feel a desire to clean up your garden and will start digging a hole

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  Today you'll be recognized for your amazing detective skills, and will suddenly be recruited as a PI.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  An unexpected nap with a Capricorn will leave you feeling confused and unrested. You will swear you were visited by aliens in your sleep but can only remember snippets of their conversation.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  Embrace the colour mauve; it will guide you through perplexing situations with its subtle charm.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  There are no shortcuts in life. Except, of course, when it comes to love. That can just go right over your head.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Today you will watch the sun rise, and will somehow realize that you don't want it ever to set again

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  There's an exciting adventure waiting for you, check back in tomorrow to find out what it is.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar