Thursday, February 20, 2025

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  For some reason, you feel an uncontrollable urge to get up and do a victory dance every few minutes.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Your car keys will develop the ability to teleport, leading to an exciting treasure hunt throughout your home.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Your lucky color today is cerulean amber - incorporate it into your outfit to bring good fortune.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Today you will discover that you've gone an entire day without being penalised for a missed deadline

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  You are INFJ.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  You will come across a treacherous traitorous plot to begin world war three

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  All your food will today start to taste like chocolate

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  There is a spider in your shoe.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  Today you will notice that you can grow plants simply by thinking about themselves

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  Beware of mischievous rubber ducks conspiring to flood your bathroom.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Today would be a great day to start a journal. Journals are not just for teenage girls. Or maybe they are, and you are finally embracing your inner teenage girl? Embrace it fully.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Stop getting your messages from a Ouija board. It's not safe.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar