Monday, February 17, 2025
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You will be the bearer of (good) vibes today and share your infectious humour with those around you.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today, you're going to discover you've been paying your bills twice as long as everyone else.
20 Apr – 20 May
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It'll be tough, but you'll fix that hinge today.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today is not a good day to fight a bear. Avoid any sudden increases in heartbeat, as this might trigger a bear attack. Some breathing exercises will soothe your nerves and avoid an unwanted bear encounter.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will spontaneously develop the ability to climb walls and ceilings like a spider today. This skill will prove to be both a blessing and a curse. Climb wisely.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A full moon will appear out your kitchen window, bringing an eerie calmness to your household.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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In one week, you will be given a briefcase that contains $1,000,000 in cash. Take it!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Like two jigsaw pieces fitting seamlessly together, so too shall you find your soulmate today. Pay attention to the little coincidences and fleeting moments, for they shall bring you closer to this heavenly union.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will have extreme luck when it comes to parking. Save yourself the frustration and don't even try to find a spot, just park wherever you please.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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No one knows the name of a shape that looks like a hook.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will encounter a magical talking donkey who will give you life advice.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will discover that you have been living in a dream all along and must now wake up... but do you really want to?
19 Feb – 20 Mar
