Wednesday, February 12, 2025

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  In one year today, you will meet the love of your life. It will be an incredible moment!

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Today you will become friends with a psychic squirrel who predicts your future.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Today is a good day to conquer your fears and try something new. If you're afraid of heights, try eating a delicious meal at a rooftop restaurant. If you're afraid of clowns, try watching a movie where they're the heroes. Conquer your fears in small doses.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  You will be visited by a spirit from another realm.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  You will find a message in a bottle on the beach. Sadly, it will be in Latin and the only Latin you know is "magna cattus navitas"

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  You have been chosen for an important mission! Unfortunately you're the only one who can't remember anything about it.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  You will gain a new appreciation for jelly/jello salad today.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Today you'll find an incredibly lifelike fashion doll inside your washing machine.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  Today you will give your cousin a hug, and he'll gently try to push you away

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  Your neighbor's cat will teach you a secret cat language.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Today you'll discover an amazingly amnesiac mouse living in your attic.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Today you will find your lost dog

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar