Wacky Horoscopes

You will embark on a journey to find the perfect lighting for an Instagram photoshoot, only to realize that natural light is always best.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Today you will learn how to do something new. It will be from YouTube.

20 Apr – 20 May

Beware of mischievous garden gnomes stealing your freshly baked cookies. Guard them with all your might!

21 May – 20 Jun

Get ready to uncover a long-lost collection of mismatched socks, hidden away in the depths of your sock drawer.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today you will yassify the building complex central generator by accident.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will make a friend with a pumpkin, and will realize that it's the cutest thing ever.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You will embark on a journey to reunite with a beloved fork from your childhood.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you will forget that you have a cat

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will miss your bus and will wonder how you ended up here

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Listen to the rain tapping on the roof tiles from your bedroom window

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You have been chosen for an important mission! Unfortunately you're the only one who can't remember anything about it.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Your hairbrush will gain sentience and start giving you daily pep talks.

19 Feb – 20 Mar