Friday, February 7, 2025
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You've just inherited an enormous castle in France. Be sure to take lots of selfies!
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will embark on a journey of self-discovery this week. Hopefully, it's not a journey involving climbing Mount Everest, because that would just be crazy.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Auspiciously, a new bubble gum flavour shall reveal itself to you today. Taste not with hesitation, but with an open mind and repentless enthusiasm.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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The scent of mocha coffee will recently invade your apartment, doubling your heart rate
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will have the same dream over and over
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll receive a proposal today. It will be written in fortune cookie form.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have a great time today as long as you don't check the time.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today is a good day to vacuum. Especially behind the sofa. You never know what mysteries you might uncover back there.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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It will rain mud today.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will see the King of Denmark
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Have you ever wanted to go on a boat ride? There are a lot of boats near your city that will take you on a great boat ride!
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today would be a great day to adopt a pet, especially a quadruped with exceptional olfactory abilities.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
