Thursday, February 6, 2025
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You have been chosen for an important mission! Unfortunately you're the only one who can't remember anything about it.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Prepare for a strange coincidence as you accidentally match your neighbor's outfit, prompting an awkward but amusing encounter.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will go on a first date. You will find out that your date's name is also your name.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Play make-believe in a library with a Virgo
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A group of fireflies will light up your path during an evening stroll. Embrace the enchanting glow.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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At work, you may feel the need to introduce a novelty desk accessory to your colleagues. While it may not enhance productivity, it will certainly make your desk stand out.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will solve the murder mystery of why Halloween is always really great
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will meet your soulmate today, and they will be covered in hair.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you touch a fish in your sleep, it means you'll meet your soul mate by water
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Beware of mischievous garden gnomes swapping your socks with those of your neighbors. Keep track of your footwear!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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All your friends are laughing behind your back. Kill them.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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What you seek is seeking you.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar