Wednesday, February 5, 2025
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Wait for boiled tea with an elephant
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you'll stumble throughout an abandoned house, but will find absolutely nothing.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will uncover a newfound enthusiasm for buggy whips, and anyone who opposes this enthusiasm will certainly regret it.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will have a deep conversation with a flower today.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you go to sleep tonight, you'll have the best dreams of your life.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your Significant Other will tell you today how much they appreciate you. Don't brush it off! Accept their kind words with grace and tell them you love them too.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today, you will have a profound intuition about an upcoming event. Act on this intuition, even if it seems out of character for you.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you'll suddenly feel like taking a break from the fast-paced modern world. Remember to embrace the moment.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your inner architect will be sparked by a night of wedging yourself into various shaped furniture.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Don't give a Leo advice, they already know everything.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You'll stumble upon an underground club devoted to knitting sweaters for cats.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will taste the best beer you've ever had. It will be a self-brewed one.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar