Monday, February 3, 2025
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You will meet a soulmate today, but they will be a turtle. Despite the slow pace of a relationship with a turtle, you will find that quality time spent together is more important than quantity.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will find a secret underground society of synchronized sneezers. Join in their harmonious symphony.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will receive a letter that you have been waiting for. It will be written in a language you can't understand.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will find you can breathe underwater. Don't try this at home.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Add TLC with an immaculate Virgo
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The faculty of Philosophy at Cambridge University awaits your correspondence; consider reaching out to them.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Is there anything better than coming home from work to find that your partner has made you dinner? They know exactly how to take care of you.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Pay attention to the unusual pattern on your morning toast, as it holds a hidden message that could guide you to the perfect pair of socks.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will indulge in a bubble bath tonight, secure in the knowledge that marmosets are excellent swimmers.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will discover a hidden talent for knitting tiny sweaters for garden gnomes.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will realize you don't need to charge your phone anymore.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you see an angry-looking animal today, try to tickle it.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar