Sunday, February 2, 2025
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Beware Party goats plotting to take over the state capitol
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Allow a psychopomp of funerals to ally you with a grizzly
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your pillow will develop the ability to read your dreams and provide insightful analysis in the morning.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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If you like symmetry you'll love what's in store for you today! Everything you touch will be perfectly symmetric.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you hear someone coughing behind you, don't turn around.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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There is never too much garlic bread.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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We will teach you never to lie and now you will discover an unexpectedly artistic vein deep inside of you
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Experience saltspray with toppled dominos
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will run through your neighbourhood and count how many Fireballs you encounter
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will discover that you haven't aged a single day in the passed year
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a bag of crisps. Embark on a salty adventure!
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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There is always a solution, even if you have to climb a tree to get it.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar