Saturday, February 1, 2025
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You will have a strange dream about chickens running an upscale hair salon and will wake up wanting to learn more about the meaning of it all.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Watch Ukraine's Eurovision entry from 2007 for inspiration
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you'll find an eggplant that is so is so expensive.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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There is no I in team, but there is in 'win'. Make sure you get the pronunciation right when telling your team this.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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That persistent itching you keep ignoring is trying to tell you something. Stop scratching and go to the doctor already.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Everyone is a moon, except you. You are the sun. And the stars. And the sky.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Have you ever wondered what's on the other side of the world? Today's the day you find out!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you'll meet a politician. It'll be a boring conversation.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will stare vehemently at an animal skull, discovering you have a hidden talent of identifying graffiti artists just by looking at their art
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your morning toast will unexpectedly turn into a magical portal. So prepare to travel the wide galaxy.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Prepare for a strange coincidence as you accidentally match your neighbor's outfit, prompting an awkward but amusing encounter.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will wake up speaking in tongues. It will turn out to be Morse code, and you will have received an important message from beyond!
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar