Friday, January 24, 2025
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I have seen the future and it is jeans.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be the first person to hear an angel's wings today. This moment will be briefly illuminated by a beautiful beam of light, so pause and enjoy the spectacle.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You'll dream of a lovers meeting, and then meet them the next day.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Date after dark with a Taurus man
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You'll try to dye your hair and discover that your hair is already dyed.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Don't trust the sparkling water, it's a trick
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will have an intense craving for pickles and ice cream.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will get an embarrassing nickname today.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll find something shiny today, make sure you keep it!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Never tell a Gemini how much you hate them. They can read the wrinkles in your forehead like Braille.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will receive a message from a friendly alien civilization via a dream.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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There is no such thing as a stupid question. Except for the one you are about to ask.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar