Thursday, January 23, 2025
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Today you will play with a cat, and it will play back with you
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Beware of the elusive pen thief who lurks in your office, leaving you perpetually searching for a writing instrument.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Do not fear change, be the change you want to see in the world. Unless it's your money, then you better keep an eye on it.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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A dog will lick your face today.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A cute animal will cross your path today. Hopefully this isn't a wombat, because those guys can get pretty aggressive.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Have you ever dreamt of being a professional fisherman? Well, today's the day you become a boat captain!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will get super bad fuel economy. The lesson is there all along.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will try a new sport. It will be a lot harder than it looks!
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your pet goldfish will suddenly start speaking fluent French.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your cheese consumption will rise today, blame the moon
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will take a self-assessment test. The results will surprise you. They will also be wrong.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Jump out of a moving train with a Libra
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar