Wednesday, January 22, 2025
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Today you should take a road trip.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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When you spill your coffee today, resist the urge to throw a tantrum. You'll get through this minor inconvenience without needing an adult to explain how life works.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Do not open a door today, it might be a trick.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your name will be chosen for the winner of a brand-new car in a mysterious lottery you never entered. Don't dismiss this unexpected opportunity - claim your prize!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will make an interesting new friend today.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will be thrust into a dual universe where everything is made of stone, and there will be no change
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You'll suddenly find yourself in possession of a pharaoh statue and will be stunned at the revelation of your ancient umber power.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll stumble upon a perfectly ripe avocado that mysteriously glows in the dark.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Prepare for a peculiar craving for pickles and ice cream—a delightful combination that defies logic but satisfies your taste buds.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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In Japanese mythology, a half-tiger, half-girl creature was said to have walked the earth. Her name was Ayamaleya. Today, you will discover a new appreciation for hybrid animals.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Jump out of a moving train with a Libra
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will discover you have the ability to manipulate reality with swipes of your hand
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar