Tuesday, January 21, 2025
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Today is a good day for public transportation, especially for people wearing period costumes.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your love life will take an unexpected turn today. Rather than flirting with potential partners, you will find yourself gravitating towards cuddly animals, like puppies and kittens. Don't dismiss these feelings - there's beauty in platonic love too.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Beware of a sudden craving for pickles and chocolate pudding—it's a culinary adventure you won't forget.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you'll discover that you can breathe underwater. Your next dive will be epic.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you find yourself in a Lush store this week, resist the urge to buy a bath bomb shaped like a planet. It may look pretty, but it's not worth the mess.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You are a fruit known for it's mild sweet flavour, with a pungent odour comparable to that of Limburger cheese.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will wake up to discover that all your floors are melting. Wear shoes.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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An omen is coming your way, but don't worry, it only happens once every thousand years.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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When you get your fortune told at the bottom of a paper bag, you get a different message.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A leprechaun will bring you luck today. Hopefully this luck isn't just a four-leaf clover hidden under a rock.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A group of small birds will gather outside your window today, plotting a revolution against their tyrannical ruler, an evil cat that resides in the neighborhood.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The current UK Prime Minister follows you on Instagram.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar