Tuesday, January 21, 2025
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Today is a good day for public transportation, especially for people wearing period costumes.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your love life will take an unexpected turn today. Rather than flirting with potential partners, you will find yourself gravitating towards cuddly animals, like puppies and kittens. Don't dismiss these feelings - there's beauty in platonic love too.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Beware of a sudden craving for pickles and chocolate pudding—it's a culinary adventure you won't forget.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you'll discover that you can breathe underwater. Your next dive will be epic.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you find yourself in a Lush store this week, resist the urge to buy a bath bomb shaped like a planet. It may look pretty, but it's not worth the mess.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You are a fruit known for it's mild sweet flavour, with a pungent odour comparable to that of Limburger cheese.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will wake up to discover that all your floors are melting. Wear shoes.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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An omen is coming your way, but don't worry, it only happens once every thousand years.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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When you get your fortune told at the bottom of a paper bag, you get a different message.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A leprechaun will bring you luck today. Hopefully this luck isn't just a four-leaf clover hidden under a rock.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A group of small birds will gather outside your window today, plotting a revolution against their tyrannical ruler, an evil cat that resides in the neighborhood.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The current UK Prime Minister follows you on Instagram.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
