Saturday, January 18, 2025
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You can't possibly choose between stroganoff + gingerbread cake.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your usual mode of transportation will be substituted with a thrilling rollercoaster ride today. Hold on tight and enjoy the ups and downs of life.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will catch your reflection in a shop window and see that you have a spinach leaf stuck in your front tooth. Try to be more mindful of your eating habits.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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That potato salad is the best thing you've ever eaten, no questions asked.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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There is no point in trying to keep up with the Jones's, they are so far ahead of you and are cheating.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will yassify the building complex central generator by accident.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Topple a domino today
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If you mimic a galloping horse in your sleep, you will have big dreams.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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It's hard to find balance in life. That's why it's important to have an onion nearby.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today is a good day for public transportation, especially for people wearing period costumes.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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When your alarm wakes you up way too early, your crooner K-pop alarm whistle will play to comfort you
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Don't stand under that apple tree!
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar