Friday, January 17, 2025
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The position of the moon in the cosmos dictates your fate, so proceed with caution.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Beware of mischievous garden flamingos stealing your socks and leaving behind sandals made of licorice.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will be bored ever since you became a grownup.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will stare vehemently at an animal skull, discovering you have a hidden talent of identifying graffiti artists just by looking at their art
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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No online shoe purchases today, your feet will thank you
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will give your cousin a hug, and he'll gently try to push you away
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Laugh tours with a jewellery store ring master
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will be asked to explain your sexual orientation, even though you are clearly too chaotic
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Beware of mischievous garden fairies turning your lawn into a miniature golf course. Grab your putter and play along!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today will be a good day to try a new recipe. Consider making something you've never heard of before, like syllabub or fish molee. You might just discover a new favorite.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today, your inner child demands to watch cartoons; succumb to the nostalgia and let your inner characters shine.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Keep trans people in mind, they're hot
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar