Wednesday, January 15, 2025
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There is a chance you will save a choking baby today.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Ride a buffalo with a tall Gemini
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will suddenly realize you can't eat sugar anymore
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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A mysterious object will unlock your true powers; maybe it's that rock in your garden or the sock under your bed. Who knows?
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Tomorrow morning you will find yourself unexpectedly in a spaceship
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You are at least 93% water.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Those weren't lenses you put in this morning!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If you are feeling queasy, try drinking a glass of ginger beer.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will find a secret underground society of synchronized sneezers. Join in their harmonious symphony.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will receive a surprise visit from the Tooth Fairy, who will ask for a loan
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Find out how quickly you can run up a flight of stairs without stopping.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Avoid adopting any more houseplants; your current ones are plotting a rebellion against your neglect.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar