Tuesday, January 14, 2025
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You will discover a hidden compartment in your home filled with unexpected treasures: forgotten gifts, spare change, and even a mischievous elf. Happy hunting!
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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If you go to sleep tonight, you'll have the best dreams of your life.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will dream about a deceased relative.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Take an ionizing shower with a Virgo
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will realize you've never thought about this before
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will discover a hidden talent for playing the harmonica with your nose.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will receive a mysterious package in the mail, containing a single ping pong ball with a note that reads, "Don't bounce it."
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Recreate a freemason ritual in your spare bedroom
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Don't try to be a hero and eat the last slice of cake. We all know it's tilted toward that one person, and they definitely don't need the calories. Save your sweet-toothed exploits for another day.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will accidentally turn your car into a giant pumpkin carriage, complete with horses and footmen.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A twist of fate will ensure that you cross paths with a marmoset today. Let this encounter be a reminder to embrace the unpredictability of life and to approach each day with an open mind and a sense of adventure.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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It will rain mud today.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
